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My mother died with a vibrating toothbrush it attacked her at high speed it went 1st for her mouth and gave up as the cavity was huge too big, then it bored through her ear all the way down to her guts didnt like them, so turned up into her brain, could not find much there and then settled inside her heart.

Then 69 men from mars arrived 1 moonlit nite they carried me off in their fly ing saucer and huge tea cup in the 69 days and 69 minutes I was fondled in my white silk panties. they fondled my testicles in bed and on the kitchen table. How strange all the aliens were female, but they had a penis growing from their forehead 1st time i have ever met a real dick-head (had so many mails from them though) Most often I inserted my anus for a good rimming which was fun, I must admit bet you like that as well.

The moment the Aliens tried BUKAKE they hated the cake and went green then they just became a slime on the floor so after 69 days of being used abused fondled & rimmed by aliens i had the cure, and key to my release. Just gi ve them BUKAKE pie then watch the shit come out of them, it kills off all and every alien so now buy BUKAKE pie its guaranteed to kill every alien really you can get rid of the shit,

Wonderful now I wonder if the muga is also an alien would it not be wonderful if we could exterminate that sad freak of nature with the BUKAKE pie? then our world would be safe from aliens and muga's let me know what you think of this idea.

My Papa also met a sad end he went climbing in the Alps in the north sea with his pet rabbit and frog, 1 cold night at 20,000 feet above sea level a thick silver cloud came over them, the frog farted badly then jumped away, and the rabbit went a wonderful colour of purple then grew to 12 meters in height and 280 kilo's in weight my poor papa never knew what happened but when he was found his anus was ripped open the hole was huge looked like a tree trunk had been up his ass but the smile on his face was pure ecstasy.

My parents met tragic ends but as always after bad news there is something good.

69 million bucks they left me all in cash so like a good guy I did my research on the internet. I have now put it all into big biscuit metal box's and found some security companies in which I now store my money it seems that with this bad recession you just cannot trust a banker they always want to give you somebody else's money.< /span>

My lawyer a Barrister and Queens Counsel in Nigeria knows has all the documents and knows each and every location were my money is stored he is the 419th lawyer I have used (all the others were fake lawyers only had a cell # and email addy) he is the only honest NIGERIAN guy I have ever met. His fee's are reasonable only $50,000 usd per month and he goes and checks my money every month he loves god so much he helps the wonderful reverends with my cash, so if you want a true professional ask me for his cell or mail addy anything to help.

Our mission is now to help sad miserable unhappy people in Africa those with no food no homes no bollocks no cell phones no condoms no teeth no toilet paper and no food, will get help we have now help 419 reverends so far with 69 churches, getting money to help their flock. And we now have bought pens with CCTV to keep the stray dogs penned in at night to stop the naughty muga men from having their carnal way with them.

So do not feel sad for me as my wonderful parents left this life with sad endings and I myself had to escape from Aliens. SO CUM LET US MAKE YOU HAPPY mail me back for cash.

Lord Steven P I G Cuntliffe

Barrister & Queens Counsel.

England.

Great Britain.

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